paradoxes upon paradoxes upon

it's hard to simultaneously be chronically dehydrated and a lover of karaoke huh

don't fall for pyramid schemes guys

i didn't expect to check off "attend an MLM meeting" on my bingo card this year 💀 it essentially amounted to very mid pizza and a 2 hour lecture. blegh. house was gorgeous though

i regretted going last night but now i can tell people that i've been to an MLM meeting and that's kind of cool actually??? another fun fact to add to my arsenal. and believe me, fun facts are worth collecting. i've been asked for fun facts all my life and had nothing to share for yearrsss.

it's a keysmash. not an academic essay. a keysmash

BRUH I KNOW YOU'RE AN EB STUDENT (English isn't their first language) BUT WDYM YOU SUBMITTED

"the answer usear oword lincie deveos his stout toone dotong poeasnindet buominges vvpenclienss esupinenies" AS A FULL SENTENCE IN YOUR ESSAY. MY GOOD SIR. THESE ARE NOT WORDS IN ANY LANGUAGE WHATSOEVER. DID YOU HAVE A STROKE WHILE WRITING IT. I AM CONCERNED

virtual fishing

please may i just fish virtually for the rest of my lovely lifespan. please and thank u. it's all i ask for. i'm very good at it.